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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2010, 10:52:47 pm »
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2010, 10:54:14 pm »
Fantastische SC :')


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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2010, 10:55:00 pm »

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2010, 10:55:30 pm »
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat _O-

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2010, 10:56:02 pm »

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2010, 10:56:49 pm »

Gelukkig kan ik het prima lezen :+

Als ik m'n ogenhalf dicht knijp :kill:

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2010, 10:57:09 pm »
Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.


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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2010, 10:58:40 pm »
Makkelijk te lezen _O_ !

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2010, 11:00:38 pm »
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifyinglass at night.
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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2010, 11:03:32 pm »
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live _O-

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2010, 11:07:35 pm »

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2010, 11:08:43 pm »
Kennen we dit verhaal nog @ nu.nl Die drie die hun rijbewijs kwijt zijn @ FRiesland aflsuitdijk?

nog gespot dus in beetsterzwaag.

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #29 on: June 22, 2010, 11:09:54 pm »
Let eens op!!

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