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SC1571: Chuck Norris
« on: June 22, 2010, 10:41:29 pm »
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.



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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2010, 10:41:42 pm »
Die Chuck Norris facts zijn er ook over Lee Towers :P Die staan op Geenstijl en zijn zo net zo leuk :+

Die Chuck Norris Facts zijn echt geniaal, die kerel wie dat heeft verzonnen is echt een held :+ .


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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2010, 10:42:06 pm »
First!

edit: faal
Dito, verhalen van Mark móet je gewoonweg lezen; puur omdat die dude vol met genialiteiten zit.

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2010, 10:42:51 pm »
 A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2010, 10:43:20 pm »
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2010, 10:44:35 pm »
YOoooooooooo :W

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2010, 10:45:26 pm »
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2010, 10:47:04 pm »
Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2010, 10:47:15 pm »
Wat een geniale facts _O-

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Re: SC1571: Chuck Norris
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2010, 10:48:27 pm »
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Deze dan :+

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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2010, 10:48:38 pm »

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